Wax On Wax Off

I met the next door neighbor yesterday.  I introduced myself as Kim and I was here with my wife and we were visiting my daughter and her family. When I told him I was from Florida, he didn't understand, so I said I was from Miami which I figured he had heard of.  His eyes lit up and then he asked me if I knew Crockett and Tubbs.  Oh yeah, I know both of them, I said.  They are my best friends...really cool dudes. 
He introduced himself as Mr. Miyagi.  You can't make this stuff up folks.  So of course I asked him where Daniel-san was.  You know, 'wax on wax off', I said.  That's about the time the conversation started to sour.  He smiled and mumbled something that sounded like 'grasshopper', so I just pardoned myself and walked back into the home that is my fortress and safe haven for the next few months.
He's probably catching flies with chopsticks about now.  Me, well I'm gonna watch reruns of Miami Vice in case he asks me any more questions about my two new friends in Florida.